Starlight Drive-In Theater
Richard “Hunter” Lee
Valet Bella’s / Private
Age 19
Likes: RC Cola, sleeping late, Freezie Pops, flossing, Corn on the cob, Romantic comedies.
Hates: Horror movies, running, loud music, confined spaces.
Favorite movie: Ice Pirates,
Favorite Car: Corvette,
Favorite singer: Prince.
Dream Job: Olympic Skater
Love-Loves Adult Boutique
George Washington Lincoln “Prez”
Valet Bella’s / Clerk Love-Loves Adult Boutique
Age 19
Likes: Grape Fanta, Charleston Chews, Canned Green Beans, Atari 2600 game system
Hates: Buses, P.E., creepy white guys at his mom’s shop, fighting
Favorite comedian: Richard Pryor
Celebrity Crush: Lisa Bonet
Dream job: Movie Star
Alley behind Bella’s
Jed
Vietnam Vet
Age 41
Likes: warm sunny days, scotch (any), candy corn, beauty magazines, beets.
Hates: rainy days, rats, cheap perfume, any building with revolving doors.
Favorite utility item: Swiss Army Knife
Favorite day of the week: Sunday
Favorite non-alcoholic beverage: Orange Crush.
Bartallatas Home
Sloan Bartallatas
Wife of Frank Bartallatas
Age None of your damn business
Likes: white wine, Tab, anything with sugar, Tiffany’s, cats, arugula
Hates: religion, kids, drugs, the color orange, milk, maître d’s
Favorite car: BMW
Favorite Store: Sak’s Fifth Avenue
Favorite Clothes: Cashmere Sweater
Least favorite word: Sorry
Geno’s Sub Shop
Frank Bartallatas
Capo Carmelo Crime Family
Age Thirtysomething
Likes: Red Wine, Hostess Cupcakes, Bareknuckle Boxing, Lima Beans
Hates: Cops, Stop and Go lights, Cordless Phones, Small cars, dogs, cats, pigeon’s, and Rats
Favorite Movie: Citizen Kane
Favorite Animal: Tiger
Favorite Singer: Ella Fitzgerald
Knickerbocker Hotel
Charlie “Chance” McQueen
Owner Bella’s Restaurant
Age Thirtysomething
Likes: Scotch, Wine, Butterburger’s, prefers custard to ice cream and loves Amusement Parks
Hates: Mornings, taxes, and asparagus. (makes your pee smell)
Favorite song: My Way sung by Frank Sinatra
Favorite T.V. Show: Three’s Company
Favorite instrument he can’t play: Cello
Kopoff Home
Alexandra “Alex” Kopoff
Valet Bella’s Restaurant
Age 19
Likes: coffee black, roll your own cigarettes, and Watermelon Jolly Ranchers
Hates: Sports, meat, and mean people
Favorite book: The Feminine Mystique
Favorite Movie: The Neverending Story
Favorite Band: Depeche Mode
Dream Job: Artist / Activist
Country Kitchen
Winston “Winnie” Morris
Valet Bella’s Restaurant
Age 19
Likes: coffee with loads of cream and sugar, Anime, comics, banana pancakes
Hates: bullies, broccoli, and video late fees
Favorite show: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Favorite Cartoon: Robotech
Favorite Movie: Labyrinth
Dream Job: Comic series creator